I’m not kidding, the title is right.

Among all the windows settings there’s one made for left handed people. The option I’m referring to is located under the Mouse control panel, labelled “Switch primary and secondary buttons”. It lets you exchange the functions performed by the right and left mouse button. Don’t know if this setting is usefull or not, most of the left handed friends I have are still using the mouse like a right handed. Maybe they don’t even know the existence of such an option. Anyway, look at this code:

It’s a simple query on a registry key named SwapMouseButtons.
result_value is sent back to the caller, and the caller checks the value. If the value is equal to 0×30 (right handed) the malware goes on running the rest of the code, but if the value is 0×31 (left handed) the malware ends immediately. All the nasty things performed by the malware are executed after this check, it means that a left handed won’t get infected!

I’ve seen some malwares using SwapMouseButton function in the past, but never something like that. I bet the author is left handed and he wrote the check just to be sure to avoid a possible infection… I can’t think of anything else. Quite funny!!!